jueves, diciembre 22, 2005

31 RAZONES PARA ODIAR LA NAVIDAD.


¿A todos nos gusta la navidad? Mentira. He aquí treinta y un razones para odiarla. Una para cada día del mes.

1. Los niños están felices.
2. Los ancianos también están felices.
3. Todo, absolutamente todo, está aún más caro.
4. Todo, absolutamente todo, está repleto de gente.
5. Las novenas familiares (en el fondo, todos las odiamos).
6. Los Papá Noel, o Santa Claus de los supermercados y almacenes.
7. La Gran Fiesta de los Hogares Colombianos de Jorge Barón.
8. Las galletas Carnaval blandengues, que reparten en las reuniones familiares (aceptémoslo, son horribles)
9. Los gorritos navideños con los nombres de los usuarios grabados a punta de “Colbon” y escarcha.
10. Los regalos de las tías (generalmente feas, gordas y bozudas
11. La Navi-Nieve
12. Desempacar, desenredar, arreglar e instalar las luces de navidad.
13. El Sabajón Rivelino que usualmente se ofrece en las reuniones familiares.
14. Las enormes cajas de la popular y transparentosa ropa interior amarilla de la suerte que acomodan en los almacenes.
15. Empacar regalos.
16. Gastar dinero y tiempo en los regalos que, luego, tendremos que empacar.
17. Los jingles navideños que acompañan a casi toda cuña radial (especialmente la de Caracol).
18. Los Tropi-aguinaldos de Tropicana, y la gente que participa en ellos (y que generalmente no dura más de 10 segundos).
19. Los clásicos navideños de Emilio Buitrago, Los 50 de Joselito, Iván y sus Bam-Band; o “Faltan cinco pa’ las doce” y “Mamá, ¿Dónde están los juguetes?”
20. Los comerciales de juguetes que transmiten a toda hora, todos los días.
21. Los villancicos.
22. Armar el pesebre.
23. Colocar patos de plástico sobre un espejo roto, y anunciarlo al mundo como el lago del pesebre.
24. Colocar animales fuera de contexto, como tigres, jirafas, leones, pingüinos (???) y osos en los susodichos pesebres.
25. Jesucristo ni siquiera nació el 25. Eso lo inventaron los romanos.
26. Los saldos de la ropa de moda de hace seis meses.
27. Los Papa Noel pintados en la mitad de la vía pública con vinilo escolar y adornados con “Feliz Navidad 1985, América Campeón”
28. La mermelada de piña que viene en las anchetas, y que es mísera y cruelmente servida en las novenas.
29. Los “sanduiches” de sardina ecuatoriana enlatada en salsa de tomate, que se sirven ante de la cena de Navidad.
30. Los niños jugando en la mitad de la calle con el juguete recién desempacado, la mañana del 25.
31. Volver a empacar y organizar el árbol, decoración luces y pesebres después de esta horrible época del año.

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